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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

What do you do with your cum after you blow a load?



What do you do with your cum after you blow a load?

TISSUES — Cup one in your free hand to catch the shot or just grab one when you're done and wipe up. Quick and clean. Toilet paper and paper towels are handy substitutes. Downside: A ton of wadded up tissues in your bedroom trash can may cause suspicion.

THE "CUM RAG" — Usually a towel or something similar that you keep nearby for handy clean up. Very convenient, but gets crunchy after a while. Downside: Not the best thing for someone to discover under your bed.

THE SOCK — An old sock provides a very convenient wiping up device. Some guys even insert their unit inside the sock while masturbating taking advantage of the extra texture. Then they just shoot inside and toss in the laundry. Convenient. Pleasurable. Downside: Once again, crunchy laundry items may cause suspicion unless you do your own laundry.

UNDER THE SHIRT — Just shoot on your stomach and wipe up with the underside of whatever shirt you happen to be wearing. Best done at night versus right before you go out somewhere for obvious reasons.

LICK IT UP — One of the most convenient methods, although not one for all tastes is to just simply eat the evidence. Jizz actually has nutritional value and there's nothing in it that will harm you. Some like the taste, others not so much.

RINSE AND GO — Another obvious clean up method is to just rinse off the evidence in the sink. Takes a bit more work and unless you're in the bathroom in the first place, requires a bit of travel to get to your clean up destination. Just doing it in the shower can be extremely convenient.

RUB IT IN — It takes a little bit, but cum will rub into the skin and dry quickly. It's not harmful to your skin in any way and may possibly provide some skin care benefits…or a big crusty patch if you're not thorough.

JUST LET IT FLY — Many guys don't really even care about clean up. They just shoot and go. On the floor, over the carpet, onto the sofa, the drapes, the sheets. Wherever it flies is fair game. It'll dry. Doesn't really stain.

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